A bit of a rant if you don't mind:
I'm currently (rather, perpetually) taking issue with liberal arts student at nocturnal social gatherings. I understand the concept of “study hard: party hard,” however, these people are are trying just a little too hard. Sometimes you don't need to fight for your right to party, especially when it's being handed to you on a silver platter. All that effort is just sad.
For example:
Folk-funk fusion bands do not require body surfing.
A further example:
Most bands are not made for moshing. (Warning: potentially racist comment ahead). White people, quit you goddamn'd inappropriate moshing to the proper genres of rock. I know all of you don't do this, White people, but to those that do, quit it. To those that don't, lead by example. Do not put up with the stupidity of others.
As a sub category of liberal arts students, the ones without any common sense really need a punch in the face.
For example:
If you're in an environment that mixes crowds and movement, (say, a moshing one), DO NOT light a cigarette. I was nearly stabbed in the face twice with the lit end of someone's cancer stick. But forget about my face; there was an inordinate amount of hair gel up in there. Talk about flammable. I doubt waving a stick of cinders at head level is a recipe for fire safety.
All right. I think it's out of my system.
Go back to your lives, citizens. Live another day and make merry.
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