As I’m now a college graduate I’ve now got a wealth of prestige and resources at my hands, or so I’ve been told. Most magnanimous and prestigious of all these resources has got to be my cap tassel. Before you graduate from college, your tassel hangs to the right. After you graduate, you flip it to the left. After take it off your cap, it can hang anywhere! Right now mine is hanging from my closet door. This little set of silk strands has a infinite number of uses and is, without a doubt the most valuable result of my four years of blood sweat and tears, not to mention about 80k in tuition. Here are only a few uses:
1. Cat toy
2. Rearview mirror ornament
3. Harujuko hair decoration
4. Permanently attach it to a hat you will actually wear
5. Tie it to a ceiling fan chain
6. Hang it on your porch to tell which way the wind is blowing
7. Use it as a tail on a very small kite
8. Tie it to a key you need to quickly identify (hey, it worked until the 18th century)
9. Use it to identify a high ranking officer in a military you’ve created
10. Use it to tie back a curtain
11. Cross pollinate flowers
The possibilities are ENDLESS!
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